Max Darling,
I have to be honest here, I fell for you in-store because of the age thing. That handsome older type, you just ooze history and experience that a girl simply can’t resisit. Unfortunately, that’s not all you ooze.
You’re a clumpy bugger aren’t you? and kind of sleazy in a sticky way. I thought with all that history you would know a little about formula, but instead of separating my long lashes, all you manage to effectively do is stick them together and frustrate the hell out of me!
Want Drama? You promise. Sure, doesn’t every girl? But no-one wants the drama of having to separate clumps lash by lash.
What’s all this about 300 hundred times the volume? Yeah, right. Maybe if I give you 300 chances at getting it right!
Ok, so you might be smudge proof and touch proof, but you are definitely not foolproof, because since you were part of that cute Valentine’s pack, I fell for it, hook, line and sinker!
Well, no more I tell you. It’s just not going to work out for us Max.
It’s over…get the message and go cling hopelessly to someone else’s lashes!
The Buzz!